Who can answer this? its really hard, you gotta be smart like me!?

what is the key ingrediant to a successful life as a mortal in a life of judicial humanity? or shall their be a contrverse of love and erflies that swim in the immortal pool of pudding? or sahlle thy polar of tyhe bears eat the corn off the grand tree of lake poopy doo? and or, eat all the humanix fairandcles of the land of narnia? shall the wardrobe eat ur which. or shall thy who read be mush, of peter-pants. thank you